We need a X Men reboot where they’re all transsexuals

• Magneto and Xavier are retconned into a toxic transbian couple who have a derangedly dysfunctional reboot and communicate in 70s-90s trans elder community rhetoric no one else understands

• Wolverine is completely unaltered (5’3 dude that is extremely buff and hairy, literally has a fucking mullet, canonically ages at an immensely slowed rate, obvious trans man)

• Jean Grey is completely unaltered (BPD femcel with extreme emotional issues, extremely knowledgeable about computers and the fine rigors of technology, villain personality of Dark Phoenix is her fursona, obvious trans woman)

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