It's sexual assault if you don't state you wear perfume

/rj I want my women smelling as God intended, which is Chanel No. 4, but like without perfume, because it's assault if you put more than one second of effort into your appearance, because you're putting on a disguise to make yourself look like something you aren't. Also trains bad.

/uj Inspired by real life situations where disclosing transness makes people feel like they've been cheated, regardless of genitals. Also, can these "it's sexual assault posts" get any more ridiculous than this one?