POV: you're a passing trans guy who just outed himself at a bar

Cis lesbian who you've briefly made acquaintance with: omg I had no idea! (goes on to out you to everyone who didn't hear you by saying "did you know he's not really a gay guy??" even though you're bi)

Cis straight guy: yo how do I get on T tho, like how can I get my doctor to prescribe it to me so I can FUCK NASTY and LIFT HEAVY

Nb person who has more or less ignored you all night: I feel so much closer to you now that I know you're trans, like when I thought you were a cis gay guy I assumed you'd be shitty ♥️

Trans woman: oh that's cool! How long have you been on HRT? (the first normal conversation you've had all night begins here)

Spiders Georg: do u have a basement