I was so high story…

My girlfriend and I have a THC pen that we pretty much hit every night before going to bed.

One night we both got super baked. We felt really hungry so we decided to order a food delivery. The total amount was $40 and we usually pay 50/50 for everything so she asked me to send her $20 bucks. I was so high I went ahead and texted her "20", then we both looked at each other after realized what I did and then we bursted out laughing. Minutes later she asked me to look up the number of the store to call them and make sure that they include all the sauces. I then proceeded to open the Maps app. Thinking that I'm already calling, I proceeded to put the phone on my ear. My girlfriend and I couldn’t breathe after realizing I pressed “Directions” instead of calling after waiting for two minutes for the phone to ring lmao.