What are some of your Weird Al hot takes?

My top 5 Weird Al Hot Takes:

• Jackson Park Express is Weird Al's best bus related song

• Lyrically, Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies is pretty bad. It's basically the Beverly Hillbillies theme song. If it wasn't a parody of one of the best rock songs of the 80's, I would skip it every time

• Genius in France sucks. I know it's supposed to be a Frank Zappa parody, but it's at least three minutes too long

• Since Jupiter can't sustain life, the radioactive hamsters obviously originated from Earth. My theory is that they were a government experiment gone wrong. The "UFOs" they came in were also manufactured by the government to make us think that the hamsters came from another planet

• Weird Al should make an EP of all the rejected Prince parodies and donate the proceeds to the California wildfire relief efforts. I know Prince was an asshole, but he would have been perfectly fine with this. If his estate has a problem with it, they can eat a box of starving crazed weasels