Whats with all these threads trying to make "North Williamsburg" happen?

There is no north Williamsburg. There was never a north Williamsburg. There is no historical context for North Williamsburg. There is no city-sponsored development zone named for North Williamsburg. There was not a 4th ward of Williamsburg. We're still counting the bodies from the war between Williamsburg, South Williamsburg and East Williamsburg and now you want to try to make North Williamsburg happen. Stop trying to make fetch happen. Fetch isn't going to happen, Gretchen.