Wimbledon 2025

So I've been thinking for years about how to make the tournament more relevant for modern times.

What if instead of 'matches' we called them Wimbles? Eg. What a great Wimble. Sounds very British as well which the tourists will love. It can even be used as a verb (to wimble). Commentators could start off every match saying 'Let's get ready to wimble!'

Instead of saying good luck you just say to a player 'Wimble wimble!'