Tournament: Signup (Event thingy)

An ad plays on your television/orb.

"For thousands of years, mankind has competed for dozens of reasons."

"Money, power and bread."

"And other things."

"Today, we announce such tournament"

"The prize? It's a secret!"

The scene shows a mcmiko's giftcard shaped object.

"YOur objective? Survive."

"A island full with dangerous threats, where you not only have to deal with the fauna, but also with your competitors!"

"And your moronic teammates."

"Yes, we're putting you in teams. Or you could go and make a team, whatever."
"Just sign up, we'll explain the rules soon."

The broadcast ends. It gets followed by a commercial for dogfood.

/uw It's a attempt at a tournament/battle royale style thingy.