“Asmon when do you plan to retire?” Asmon “Never”
(OC) Just found out that I'm pregnant
If it's stupid and it works it's not stupid
What drastically changed your body?
🔥 Sea otter showing off his favorite rock to a fisherman
It's been 10 years and people still call and text me looking for a guy named Dennis
What would you call this?
I finally caught the lying shit on camera.
Until one day you wake up and notice somehow you're the grown-up now.
What's your favorite pizza topping? Strawberry or kiwis?
Be happy For what you have!!!
If the person you hate the most were to experience one slight inconvenience every day for the rest of their lives, what would you choose it to be?
Eating Fermented Beef, aka 'High Meat'
This is Uranus ( Captured using JWST)
What will he order?
Milo is too smart
What is the most rewatchable movie ever?
I scraped off dead skin and made it into a line
Massage Competition
Not the cat snitching
Worst Time Traveller
You think his wife likes it?
Smooth Jort Rock
he wants to play with someone at night
What do you think is the LEAST licked body part?
