Help I impregnated my ________
I got my dick stuck in the __________
First thing you’re smelling?
____ is best fucked cold
Stop being a _____ man, it's annoying.
I prefer my ______ without skin.
People who eat meat are _______.
I ate my _____
I fucked my ________
The worst thing about cleaning up after the kids is the blood.
Time flies! Which one of these makes you feel the older?
22F I've never had a boyfriend
Fellas, Is it gross to ____ infront of your partner?
The Graveyard Shift
How the fuck did you fuck a ____
As they unpacked, they found a dusty, old photo album on the shelf filled with pictures of their new home—but in every photo, the family moving in looked just like them.
She smiled as the AI-powered mirror assured her she was alone in the house, but its reflection showed the shadow of someone standing behind her.
As I returned my copy of The Good Book to the glove box of my truck, I assured the homeowner that it was finally over.
The family of 10 hired the church for the day
While working on a night shift in a hospital, my elevator stopped between the 12th and 14th floor
I ___ a relatively cheap hooker.
My dick is like super-size, your dick look like ___ _____
'Accidental' nudes turns into full cheating...
Me going to parties means SOMEONE is getting lucky
AIO distant boyfriend past of cheating
