So we got black metal furries now?
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
Another pathetic neckbeard
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
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So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
The hat?
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
Why..
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
outfit
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
[ Removed by Reddit ]
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
:/
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
What the hell is that shirt
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
Honest question
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
What even is this..
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
OH NOO, I can't take a joke reel about my favourite SoundCloud rapper 😥
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
I can't stand these anymore.
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
Interesting tags 💀
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
I am not gonna even elaborate on this one.
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
