A guy goes into this bar, sits down and orders a drink. While waiting, he sees a guy sitting at the bar who has a very big muscular body but a little tiny head.
Karma sometimes takes more than a lifetime to play out.
Smoking Ladies
The Statue of Liberty get-up was great, but I wish Big Mac could've seen Klinger in this cute little dress. It's so pretty and feminine. Klinger could be quite the girly girl at times.
Klinger
Well, if you want something done, go to the right person....
How come there's never been a song called "I know you'd never go out with me"?
The comically unnecessary photoshops on the DVD episode menus
All those documentaries that were made as part of M*A*S*H episodes, why didn't Klinger dress up in any of them?
Klinger was 70 years ahead of his time
How many reused plot points or jokes?
God bless America… to the Max
Rizzo
Only A Single Season
An old Jewish guy is walking along the beach.
An old woman went to a Dentist's office.
Winchester overreacted but he was right to be upset
It's hard to imagine, but Klinger initially was only meant to appear in one episode!
Get out of here you antebellum baboon! Unhand me, damn Yankee!
Gotta admit, I love Hawkeye's plan!...😂
You ever see a Lebanese go up in flames? It’s not pretty…
"Who put gasoline in my gasoline?!?!"...😂
Sort of a cross between a bishop and a bullfighter…
A drunk, passed out, face down on freshly cut grass, finally comes to. He gets up and staggers across the street and into a bar. The bartender looks up and says...
