Fries might be Luke warm.
Who lives here? Me, my mommy, and my otha brotha
Well: my daughters got her friends over and I didn’t want to blaze in front of them.
Can I get you a glass of milk to go along with that pizza?
Ah. I’ll half-heartedly shove that pen down his throat
You say “are you ready to have my beeah in tha fridgeratah” what did you mean by that?
I haven't sucked cock, played and sucked balls, played with and licked nipples, and licked and fucked ass since 1999.
I want to get you drunk, put that in tha fridgerator.
I haven't been the same since my tours of duty with the postal service.
Two words for ya /r/TCAP: I don't have a last name dawg
I knew this 151 was way watered down, I just wanted to test it.
Best excuses/defenses
I don’t want this can of coke I just want to get to the jail and be executed.
Ewwww I did not know I blazed…
Why does it seem like most of the predators on the show are slow mentally?
Is it just me?
A guy named Kevin Westerbeck
Jeff Sokol and his not so evil twin brother Sunny Derek Porter, whom legally having sex with adults without marriage contracts
Just be straight with me. Who told you about blacktop sealing?
What is the lamest excuse a predator gave for showing up?
Fries might be cold.. they forgot my cans of coke.
What were you going to do with them? Balloon tricks?!
You know I'm gay and I know I'm gay. I'm not looking to get any further gay.
I do t want this watered down 151 I just want to get to the beach
My mom is going to take my razor and completely throw it away
