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Whoever named it semen and not diquid really missed an opportunity there

Unbeckoned, they pop into your head.

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and decided to call it a red onion really bothers me

Unbeckoned, they pop into your head.

Happens to the best of us

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A celebration of love, in all its incarnations.

PSA 🤍

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This or nothing

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A celebration of love, in all its incarnations.

😌

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A celebration of love, in all its incarnations.

The fact that I rejected napping as a child makes me sick

Unbeckoned, they pop into your head.

The person you become while playing Monopoly or UNO is who you really are

Unbeckoned, they pop into your head.

If two vegans argue, is it still called beef?

Unbeckoned, they pop into your head.

When I say I love the ocean I mean the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect but it's none of my business.

Unbeckoned, they pop into your head.

Adulting is hard but at least we're not waking up at 5am to go to school and prove why a triangle is a triangle

Unbeckoned, they pop into your head.

Real

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A celebration of love, in all its incarnations.

Kinda want cookies and cream, kinda want him to beat my cookie till it creams.

Unbeckoned, they pop into your head.

Have we tried naming kids after other cheeses or did we just stop at Brie?

Unbeckoned, they pop into your head.

I'm just a girl 🎀

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A celebration of love, in all its incarnations.

Pros and cons of dating me are surprisingly both my mouth

Unbeckoned, they pop into your head.

There's a stranger out there who still thinks of you because you were kind to them when they really needed it. Never stop being that person.

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This scene lives in my head rent free

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And they say romance is dead

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A community for discussing the online dating app Tinder. Sharing conversations, reviewing profiles and more.

I hate it here.

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Joey gets it

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The word nun is just the letter n doing a cartwheel.

Unbeckoned, they pop into your head.

Muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven.

Unbeckoned, they pop into your head.

Home is where the water doesn't taste weird.

Unbeckoned, they pop into your head.

May your happiness and success offend the shit out of anyone who didn't want to see you win.

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