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"Republican Voters Furious After Conservative Senators Fail To Release Epstein Files" And 99 Other Examples Of Headlines From A Better Timeline.

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1 May, 1945 - News Anchor Fired For "Unacceptable" Comments Calling Joseph Goebbels "A Hateful And Divisive Little Twat"

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Top Conservative Subreddits Begin Turning Off Comments To All Users In Efforts To "Cease Woke Infiltration" As Users Demand Answers To Epstein And War On Chicago

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In A Continuation Of Renaming Random Things, Trump Signs Executive Order To Rename The Epstein Files "Santa's Good List"

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Donald Trump To Pardon Jared Fogle.

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Whitehouse To Open Official Roblox Server

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Sampling bias: Do Not Forget About it.

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Feature Request: Allow Fractional Shares in One-Cancels-the-Other (OCO) Orders

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This will be my first strategy deployment, are these stats good for a swing trading strategy?

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Exclusive Interview: Outraged Reddit User Announces They Will No Longer Date Attractive Celebrity Since Finding Out About Support For Dumb Loud Pedophile.

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Pivoting strategy drastically - Do I maintain my data or start fresh?

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The real REAL reasons 90% of traders fail

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Kam Patterson rocks.

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Pivot points in the charts do not match the pivots in the screener by a significant margin

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Despite the sucess or failure of YieldMax Etfs, I think one thing is certain and it's that weekly paying ETFs need to become a standard.

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Your Early Losses Are Tuition. Don't Waste Them.

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How many monitors do you have and what is the configuration?

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Probably the most minor feature request you'll ever see - please keep trailing zeros in mobile so that it is consistent with desktop and the other percent changes on the list. +0.5% vs. +0.50%

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Is the screener on tablet/mobile? If so can someone guide me to where I can find it? If not, can that be added in a future version?

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"I Was Wrong," And Ten Other Things You'd Love To Hear From Your MAGA Family Members.

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Small request with a major QOL improvement: Allow us to add AND remove indicators without the indicator selection panel disappearing.

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Anyone have suggestions on the best journaling tool for Options? (2025)

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Fox News Up In Arms Over Joe Biden's Terrible "Big Beautiful Bill."

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A common suggestion on this subreddit is that "price action is king" - what does that mean exactly to you and your trading strategy?

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I'm convinced Nashville is filled with morons.

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