“Our next bachelorette is 28 years old, regularly exercises, enjoys a clean diet, no history of substance abuse, is 98.5% healthy and O negative.”

Smile split from ear to ear, Tammy thought about the fact that Mr. Potato Head had been one of her favorite childhood toys.

[JAN25] Excited about the new life growing inside his girlfriend, Samuel wore a bright smile as he carried the folding tray laden with a nutritious dinner down the steps.

I thought that my 40th birthday had been ruined upon discovering that my husband had been unfaithful.

My twin was down on his luck, so I let him stay at my house while I was on Vacation

Owing the sharply dressed man seated across from him 7k plus a massive amount of interest, he breathed a relieved sigh when Frank promised not to hurt him.

[Jan25] "Thanks Dad," I said trying on the new dress he gave me to take my mind off the funeral, "but it looks a lot like Mom's old prom dress."

I really thought fate brought me and my husband together.

Having visited the retro arcade many times, he finally gathered enough courage to insert tokens into the brightly lit machine titled “When Will You Die?”

“Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest to live in Honeydale Falls?” she asked, rolling her eyes upon the mirror’s response.

I'm on a plane. Someone is sitting in the empty seat next to me

Past due envelopes scattered along the dining room table, with his face twisted in misery Carl stared at the red numbers on the banking website indicating that his checking account was in the negative.

Player 18 pumped his fists in victory upon besting his opponent in a spirited game of rock, paper, scissors while his teammates whooped and hollered.

‘I didn’t think you’d be so small minded over a 16 year age gap,’ the man said to his mother after introducing Sandra

Business trip intentionally cut short, Evan planned to surprise his longtime girlfriend with an engagement ring on Christmas Eve.

Although it felt sublime to be on top, fingertips calloused from numerous hours of guitar playing pressed into my hips, I desired more.

I finally persuaded my "sugar baby" to send me a face picture.

The fortune cookie read, “You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man who will knock you off of your feet.”

Bright red staining a fluffy white beard and clear drops staining rosy cheeks, he winced as the molar clanged within a metal bowl.

Common sense should tell you never to pick up a hooded stranger on the side of a long, dark and lonely road.

I'll never accept another party invitation...

I knew my husband was having an affair, but it was much worse than I could have imagined

Glossy photographs scattered along the conference table of the wife delightfully sharing her body with her paramour along with a confirming statement from him, the judge declared her husband’s Til Death Do Us Part application approved.

Relieved to have found SK Anonymous, a steady hand held a styrofoam cup of coffee as he smiled at the members who had just introduced themselves as Chuck, Mike, Penny and Fred.

Soiled, sweat stained shirt clinging to his body, the cherubic faced boy looked up at his brother with a proud albeit weary smile and asked, “What now?”