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The latest issue of the Liahona came today- Conference report issue. It has a big picture of Jesus emerging from his tomb. Somehow, when he was resurrected, he turned into a white American.

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Dear Q-15: the proposed bill by Mike Lee (to ban pornography) will make people hate Mormons even more than they do already. Perhaps you should intervene.

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The Mormon church has to hide sexual assault because it means the church is pointless.

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So after doing "background checks", what will the Mormon church do if it finds an offender?

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And now the church is inserting itself into higher education in Utah. One full semester just for being Mormon.

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Why schools are the battleground:

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Dear Q-15: the Constitution is hanging by fewer and fewer threads every day. So when are you supposed to saddle up your white horses?

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Temples are overtaking chapels as the main places of religious activity for Mormonism. How will this play out?

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Dear Q-15. Your sense of connection with the divine seems to require gazing upwards at a tall steeple. Mine involves gazing upward at the stars God made. Which your tyrannical light pollution monstrosities prevent. So who will win?

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Suggestions for the next GC, with plenty of lead time: maybe the Q-15 could make contact with the three Nephites or John the beloved. Or Nephi, like Tim Ballard. Or...

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BUT HE DID NOT RISE! HE WILL NEVER RISE! HE IS JUST DEAD LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!!!!

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Dear Q-15: you are making a huge mistake with all the Jesus stuff. For more and more humans, that ship sank long ago. This isn't 1950 any more.

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Dear Russell Nelson: my grown son cannot afford his rent. Can Jesus help him with that? Thanks.

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Here's what will happen to the temple per the current trajectory:

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The tragic fact is that religion in America is never about piety. It is about war.

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Will they let women enter the temple wearing the new tank top garments (and dress styles to match)?

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Dear Mormons: troubling times are ahead. Jesus will not return.

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"God" is whatever they need it to be to keep you in your place.

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They also (nod to RFM) will not condemn the idea of demonic possession of children.

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I also predict that GC will include exactly zero talks about greedy rich CEOs.

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I predict that in GC there will be exactly zero talks about the Constitution hanging by a thread this time.

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Somebody needs to organize a Pride flag display across from every Mormon chapel on Easter.

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Hiding in plain sight: The Handbook (TM) contains no rules for the top dogs.

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Gen Con prediction: it will be a massive gush fest all about Jesus.

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Dear Jon McNaughton: You may want to recall all those "Obama Trampling on the Constitution" paintings and replace Obama with Trump. Be sure to inform all your Mormon customers. I'll bring the popcorn.

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